1 Our 10-year experiment with Lampard and Gerrard can finally be considered complete. It didn't work.
2 I don't have to worry about how to see the Quarter / Semi Finals whilst abroad on holiday.
3 It has conclusively proved that just because you earn £100K per week bullying the Burnley and Hull City's of this World, it doesn't necessarily mean you are a world class player.
4 Rooney can be returned to the wild.
5 I'm going to put my house on who or whatever that bastard Octopus picks for the next German game and retire a rich man.
6 Finally the German's will surely stop bleating about Hurst's second goal in 1966?
Man of the Match - Mesut Ozil