Monday 2 January 2012

You know things are grim when...

...The team runs out to ‘Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life’

...Followed by ‘Daydream Believer’.

...Poppynet’s Prediction League is abandoned due to an overdose of pessimism.

...Away fans sympathetically refrain from pointing out we’re shit and we know we are.

...Yet again we’re losing at home with the scoreboard reading 2.59pm.

...The team earn warm applause for avoiding defeat by a spectacular margin.

...Marcel McKie would greatly strengthen the squad.

...So would Ernie Moss. Now.

...Cobblers are in free fall and we’re all too depressed to care.

...The most likely opponents next Christmas are AFC Diamonds.

...It wasn’t this bad under Mark English.

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